DONALD Trump’s transition team has already secured a kennel and water bowl for Nigel Farage to use when he visits America.
Having proven his worth by barking ‘MAGA’ on command and obediently performing tricks at Trump’s rallies, Farage will be given his own dog house to shelter in during his many future trips to the White House.
Republican party spokesperson Norman Steele said: “In an ideal world he’ll wish he was curled up in bed with the President himself. We can’t allow that though as he’ll get hair everywhere and stink out the place.
“A small wooden kennel at the far end of the White House Rose Garden is the next best thing. He can stay in there and longingly gaze at his owners doing their important work in the Oval Office while gnawing on an old bone we’ll get him from the butchers.
“We won’t neglect him though. At least twice a day we’ll pop him on a lead for a walk and so he can do his business in a bush. Then once he’s worn out he can sleep on the top of his kennel like Snoopy.”
Panting excitedly, Farage said: “Can I hump Trump’s leg? Can I?”