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'So, who else hates scum?': Six failed conversation starters with defector MP Natalie Elphicke

FORMER Tory MP Natalie Elphicke is doing her best to fit in with her new Labour comrades, but struggling to find common ground. These are her openers so far:

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'An erection on the bus is a sex crime': Unexpected problems of having a 12" penis

By that bloke on This Morning

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