UKIP is courting the vote of immigrants who hate what they see in the mirror, it has confirmed.
The party believes its policies and candidates will appeal to thousands of voters who despise themselves for living and working in the UK.
A party spokesman said: “You came to Britain because you needed money, leaving your country and your family behind for a few warm coins from the most ignorant people in Europe.
“And with every raindrop that falls, with every racist remark you ignore, with every fake smile of servitude you dole out to the ill-mannered customers in your restaurant you disgust yourself a little bit more.
“Don’t bottle up that self-loathing inside. Vote UKIP, because we feel exactly the way you do.
“We’ll send you home.”
When asked if foreigners could really be so sickened by themselves that they would fall for such a ridiculous John Bull caricature, the spokesman pointed out that Nigel Farage’s wife is German.
