The prime minister has confirmed that all his t-shirts are ethically manufactured by his wife.
Cameron said: “My children and I know exactly where our clothes come from, because we can see Samantha making them at the kitchen table.
“She gets paid a very good rate, plus three breaks a day to cook me meals.
“We then get them ironed for 30p an hour, which is a healthy rate for menial work.”
Samantha Cameron was unavailable for comment due to putting the finishing touches to her husband’s’ ‘This is what a feminist looks like’ cravat.