Corbyn turns down free pot of gold

JEREMY Corbyn ignored a leprechaun’s offer of a huge amount of free gold, it has emerged.

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Holly and Phillip tired because they necked a load of gurners last night

THE hosts of This Morning have explained that they feel tired today because they stayed up all night taking pills.

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