PRO-Brexit Tories have begged Theresa May to trigger the device that would blow Britain’s economic brains out.
Right wingers are exasperated that Britain is still functioning and want out as soon as possible so the country can die an honourable death.
Bill McKay, chairman of the Conservative pressure group Suicide Means Suicide said: “Every week Britain stays in the EU is another week in which we’re paying an imaginary £350 million to Brussels which could go to the NHS, except that it wouldn’t, even if that wasn’t a made-up figure. It is insane.”
International trade secretary Liam Fox said: “Outside the EU, we’d have the chance to show the world what can be done once all our car manufacturers had relocated abroad and our tech and finance businesses moved to Paris and Gemany.
“Brexit is a window of opportunity, just waiting for us to leap out of and plunge to our deaths from the 93rd floor.”
He added: “We’re shit at business anyway. Let’s all become Olympic cyclists.”
