WOMEN cheated out of five years of retirement have patiently informed the government that even if they were told about it being pissed off is justified.
Despite the parliamentary ombudsman’s ruling that 90 per cent of the women affected knew ‘these changes were coming’, Waspi protesters have confirmed losing five years of pension is an absolute bastard nonetheless.
Angry sign wielder Mary Fisher said: “It’s the law, not calling shotgun. Stating your bollocks intentions in advance doesn’t mean we have to be cool with piling into the metaphorical back seat.
“If I’d advised you in 2011 that I’d be punching you in the face in 2024, I’m guessing you’d still be aggrieved when the moment came to lamp you one. I’m not getting through to you, am I? I can demonstrate if you’d like?”
Fellow Waspi Susan Traherne said: “I’ve have to work six extra f**king years. I’m knackered. You’re not magically absolved by telling me I’d be shafted decades ago.
“I’m warning you, four years in advance, that I’d vote for a pig in a ruff rather than Labour. Wait for it. Trust me, it’ll hurt.”
Rachel Reeves said: “Look, we can’t compensate everyone the last few governments screwed over. You didn’t get sent to prison. That counts as relatively fortunate.”
