ELON Musk has advised Reform, a party owned by, starring and entirely built around Nigel Farage, that Nigel Farage should go.
The billionaire, while maintaining his rigorous narcotic regimen, surprised many yesterday by tweeting that Farage ‘doesn’t have what it takes’ to lead a party which is essentially a giant racist statue built in the image of Nigel Farage’s face.
Nathan Muir of Hitchin said: “If Farage isn’t up to leading Reform, he’s f**ked. It couldn’t be more Farage if it had gestated in his ballsack.
“Who would replace him? Two Farages? Six? They can barely muster enough candidates without previous convictions for racially aggravated assault as it is. And surely it’s natural he and Tommy Robinson have a bitter rivalry, like bigoted peacocks with swastika tails.”
Farage said: “Like Farage by Nigel Farage, the fragrance I launched at Christmas which is the top-seller in the over-60s men category – not that the media’s bothered to report it – Reform is I, and I am Reform.
“Mr Musk, who I praised as a hero as recently as yesterday morning and who I believed was about to give me £100 million pounds because we had been photographed together, is sadly misguided on this issue.
“I am Reform just as I was formerly UKIP. Trump understands. He doesn’t really believe anyone but him exists either.”