THE pay gap between men and tasty birds who have a smashing set of knockers shows no signs of closing.
A study found that men were still paid more on average than women even though a record number of women are wearing those tight woollen tops that show a healthy amount of cleavage.
A spokesman for the Confederation of British Industry said: “It is awful that in the 21st Century women who bend over a lot or who put their leg up on their desk to straighten their stockings are still forced to work for less.
“Especially the ones that bend over. They’re the best ones.”
Bill McKay, chief executive of recruitment agency Humans4Sale, said: “It is puzzling that in an age where those micro-hotpants that leave absolutely nothing to the imagination are commonplace, that the bottom that goes inside them is somehow worth less to an employer than my bottom.”
He added: “I can only imagine that women are worth less in the workplace because, you know, they’re all insane, aren’t they?”