A WOMAN has been horrified to realise that she has had sex with at least four Conservative voters.
Joanna Kramer was reviewing her romantic history when she worked out that, despite being a lifelong liberal, she had given succour to the enemy on at least four occasions.
She continued: “My first boyfriend’s dad was a greengrocer and there was a framed photo of Thatcher in the downstairs loo. But I was young, and he had a car. I don’t blame myself.
“But Mark from university’s found me on Facebook and he’s Brexit as fuck, and when I see my ex Martin he’s all blazer-and-jeans ‘the 50p tax rate is the politics of revenge’ these days.
“Then there’s that one-nighter I had two years ago, where I ran off while he was in the shower because I saw his full shelf of Jeremy Clarkson books.”
She added: “And then there’s Dan, but no. Just because he was a terrible, terrible shag doesn’t necessarily mean he’s a Tory.”
