A WOMAN who just wants attention has described how having a baby made her fanny go weird.
29-year-old Susan Traherne, who describes herself as a blogger, has graphically described the inevitable effects of giving birth because it is a way of getting attention without being good at anything.
Traherne said: “They don’t tell you that when you have a baby that it can affect your vagina. But when you stop and think about it, babies are quite big compared to fannies.
“Nobody talks about it, except perhaps a few thousand other similarly tiresome chancers. But now I’m laying in on the line – my vadge looks like a tinned breakfast.
“Or a badger that’s been hit by a hovercraft. Or a deflated space hopper. I could go on.
“I have a book and and website where you can read more about the state of my vagina and also how I’ve gone off sex, if that’s the sort of thing you like. There’s some other stuff about how my house is quite dirty.
“It’s all very gruesome and controversial.”
She added: “Please like me.”
