THE normalisation of the weather has caused an upsurge in verbal twattery, experts have warned.
Professor Henry Brubaker, from the Institute for Studies, said: “With the heatwave long gone, across the country, massive twats are tutting whilst making jokes about how changeable the weather is.
“Ignore them. Or lock them in a cupboard.”
Helen Archer, who works with one of the twats, said: “It’s as if they’ve just come up with this spectacularly banal observation themselves.
“Like it was the most original and funny thing they’ve ever thought of, which unfortunately might be true.”
Prof Brubaker warned that the twats are also prone to saying things like ‘Cheer up, might never happen’, ‘Exsqueeze me’ and ‘Wagwan’.
