SCIENTISTS have found the one man in the world using a protective car cover who isn’t a complete and utter twat.
Tom Logan was spotted using a car cover on a Renault Clio outside his house without glaring at passers-by as if his sensible mid-priced car was the Ark of the Covenant.
Logan said: “The car is a birthday present for my wife. We don’t have a garage, and it’s coming into autumn now, so I just don’t want it to get covered in leaves and birdshit before her big day.
“I’ve never used a car cover before. I didn’t even want to use this one, but it’s in the interest of keeping another person happy, so I’m putting up with it.
“People who use these car covers do tend to be those who post about their cars on online forums, or have their profile picture as their car. My profile picture is of me and my wife.”
He added: “To be honest, covers seem like a bit of a pretentious, flashy statement that someone’s car is so important that they need to tuck it into bed at night.”
