REPUBLICANS have announced plans to keep their f**king heads down for the next couple of weeks until this shitstorm blows itself out.
Britons who believe that the very institute of monarchy itself should be abolished have decided to keep that to themselves for at least a fortnight and possibly longer, depending on how bad this gets.
Helen Archer said: “Yeah, you’d think this would be the ideal time and place, a natural break having occurred and all that, but trust me it very much f**king isn’t.
“Would people get this sentimental about a president in a system where he was the head of state and carried out ceremonial duties while political power rested with the prime minister? Probably not, but don’t even ask right now.
“A hereditary monarchy might well be a ridiculous feudal hangover entrenching an aristocracy and class system. However it’s surprising the people who will react badly to that so hold that thought until ooh, end of September?
“There are people out there on the hunt for people like me. They wish to prove their devotion to a woman they didn’t know by ruining my life. I do not intend to give them the excuse.
“Republicanism? It’s a great idea. It’s the future. But now is not the f**king time.”
