A POSTMAN in Gloucester strongly suspects he is delivering a sex toy.
Wayne Hayes, a postman who has had the same route for five years, says his first suspicion came from a glittering heart logo in the corner of the box.
He continued: “That suggests a romantic gift, but it’s not chocolates because chocolates don’t rattle. It sounds more like a torch rolling around in there.
“When I semi-accidentally dropped the box, the whole thing started shaking, as if the package contained an electric shaver.
“Or, more likely, a penis-shaped object with variable speed settings. Which is a bit embarrassing, isn’t it?”
Recipient Nikki Hollis said: “Thanks for this, I can’t wait to stick it in my vagina.”
