THINKING your country is inherently better than all the rest is hilarious when that country is not the UK, it has emerged.
While political parties take the idea of Britain as a uniquely perfect sovereign nation very seriously, their foreign counterparts are just being ridiculous when they do the same.
Right-winger Roy Hobbs said: “We all know we live in the best country in the world, and it’s under threat from immigrants and blue-haired wokeists who want to drag us into a Medieval Islamic state where everyone’s trans. That makes perfect sense.
“But recently I met a French guy and he was going on about the same stuff – how foreigners are ruining their ‘wonderful nation’. I couldn’t help but laugh because France is shit. I went there there once and there were grumpy, smelly French bastards everywhere. Who’d feel pride about that?”
Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “Studies have shown that being proud of a country simply because you happened to be born there is really f**king stupid, unless it’s your country, of course.
“As an experiment, we showed British volunteers photos of people wearing their country’s flag. Most found them utterly ludicrous until we got to that photo of the guy in an England shirt with a flare up his arse. Then a few people actually cried due to a feeling of sheer, unbridled patriotism.”
