A MAN who believes his flat is quite clean is incorrect, it has emerged.
Tom Logan was expecting lavish praise from girlfriend Mary Fisher after a rigorous cleaning operation that took over an hour and left him physically exhausted.
Logan said: “I emptied the bins and scraped all the grease off the cooker hood. It was basically a hardcore professional cleaning job.
“But when Mary came over she said it was still dirty and started doing weird things like putting soapy water in the bin and taking the lampshades off to wipe them. I hope she’s not got OCD.
“She actually started scrubbing the floor. I thought they only did that in period dramas because vacuum cleaners hadn’t been invented yet.”
Fisher said: “Sadly Tom did not realise there is a higher standard of cleaning that goes far beyond wiping the dust off the Playstation.
“I was going to tell him he can get rid of the black mould in the shower just with a good scrub, but that could undermine his entire perception of reality.”
