BRITAIN'S internet heritage could be lost forever unless experts are able to archive websites such as hotsurreybitches and oglemysnatch.co.uk.
The British Library wants a new law that will allow it to archive millions of websites without permission, especially the ones that are chock-full of bums, tits and fannies.
The library's assistant director, Dr Julian Cook, said: "There are eight million websites currently registered in the UK that we have still to archive, and 7.9 million are a vitally important historical record of how ordinary people in the early 21st century looked at vaginas and stuff."
Dr Cook warned that a key element of Britain's social history will be lost unless he and his colleagues are allowed to stay up all night archiving themselves into a frenzy.
He added: "We can't make a judgement about what people in the future will find useful, except that we do know they will want to ogle snatches – or indeed big, fat knobs if they are women or gay men. If it's gay women then we're back onto the snatches.
"But anyway, it's not just about preserving hot sluts and their hoo-has. We can also save thousands of valuable historic blogs such as hereswhatithinkaboutthenews.com and myfascinatingopinions.co.uk.
"There is a wonderful entry from 'hereswhatithink', posted on May 7th 1999, where the blogger expresses a short, angry, incoherent opinion and then links to a news story.
"But the really interesting thing is, if you look at the news story and then go back to the opinion it becomes immediately clear that he didn't read it all the way to the end and, what's more, he didn't even understand the bit that he did actually read.
"What sort of society would allow that to be erased for ever?"
He added: "No, no, not 'an intelligent one with far better things to do' actually.
"Get out of my office."
