A FAMILY on a UK break were devastated to discover their destination had deceived them by offering only pebble beaches.
The Sheridans, a London family of four, headed out to Aldeburgh in Suffolk for a seaside break before realising to their horror they would have nothing to walk on but harsh, unforgiving stones.
Donna Sheridan said: “We thought a quaint English seaside town would be a nice change. Little did we know the town was built on a lie.
“I didn’t think to look up the molecular make-up of the shoreline before we came, which Nathan blames me for, but I assumes the sea would have done its bloody job and turned stones into sand by now. What else is it doing all f**king day?
“Walking on it was agony. Sitting on it was painful. My daughter piled 14 rocks in a bucket to try and make a sandcastle. They tumbled out and didn’t make a pile even though she’d given the bucket a special tap.
“Pebbles aren’t a beach. They’re just where land meets water. Aldeburgh should carry an official warning.”
Local councillor Joseph Turner said: “We’re masters of deceptive photography over here. Our skill puts middle-aged women on Tinder to shame.”
