A SINGLE man who is unafraid to let adventure and experimentation into his sex life has masturbated in every room in his house.
Oliver O’Connor, aged 36, refuses to be the kind of unimaginative man who restricts his solo self-love sessions to the bedroom, instead preferring to keep his manual emissions spontaneous, risky and exciting.
He said: “Too many men, when they’ve been single for years, fall into the same old dull routine. If they’re not watching porn on a laptop they’re not interested.
“I don’t ever want to get bored with wanking. Or to claim ‘it’s not really that important to me any more’, so I keep it fresh, I keep myself interested, I indulge my wild side.
“Is it easy bringing yourself off in the utility room? Does it feel natural, going at it two-handed in the kitchen? Is there a lot of visual stimulation in the loft? No, no and technically yes since I’ve got a full run of Razzle up there but it’s all boxed up.
“But there’s a thrill to cranking it standing wedged by the washing machine you can’t capture anywhere else. The danger of ejaculating on my own marble countertops brings me alive. And if you’ve never brought yourself off on the stairs, you have to try it.”
He added: “I’d like to take the next step and start wanking with the curtains open or maybe in the garden. But our sexually repressive society frowns on it.”
