Echo chambers full of delightful, well-informed people, users agree

ONLINE spaces criticised as ‘echo chambers’ are actually wonderful places to meet intelligent, educated people with correct views, according to their users. 

Whether MAGA supporters on Twitter, boomers on Facebook or the woke on BlueSky, social media that reinforce your pre-existing prejudices are populated with smart, lovely people who talk simple common sense nobody rational could dispute.

Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “Disagreement is unpleasant, especially if the person involved has a valid point.

“Unlike pubs or offices where this kind of nastiness is always a risk, a carefully chosen echo chamber is full of intellectuals who’ve done the thinking and come up with conclusions that exactly mirror yours. Such lovely people.

“Here everyone has the right opinions whether on the genius of Elon Musk, the wonder of Angela Rayner or Alien 3 being underrated.But be careful not to pop into the wrong echo chamber. Everyone there has cretinous views and won’t thank you for a fact-check.”

Reform voter Martin Bishop said: “Yeah, I went into one comments section and they actually thought Starmer was doing a decent job, rather than having reduced Britain to a scorched wasteland populated only by woke ghosts. I mean, uh?

“Thankfully I soon found the correct one, where everyone was also dead-on right about VAR being viciously biased against Arsenal.”

Taking over Gaza vs all Trump's other territorial ambitions: a comparison

TRUMP now wants to remove all Palestinians from the Gaza Strip and turn it into valuable beachfront property. Where does this rank against his other proposed invasions? 

Gaza

Israel, as the applause within it for this move shows, is tacitly a US state already. Making it official at least drops the pretence. Moving Gaza’s population elsewhere will make them harder to bomb, and building the Trump Mediterranean Beachfront Resort and Conference Centre gives the rebels who eventually take it a lovely gold statue to pull down.

Short-term success: 5/2

Greenland

The world is not about to get in a long, bloody war for Denmark’s sake. The US already has a military base on Greenland, which is what wargamers call ‘a strategic advantage’. It is largely uninhabited and the residents are used to being colonial property. We’ll all be outraged but being honest, little will really change.

Short-term success: evens

Panama

When it comes to invading Panama under a gaga president once big in the entertainment industry, the US has previous. Making it a US state, once Trump realises he can’t pack up the canal and relocate it to Utah, will mean America sharing borders with Columbia and cut out millions of cocaine middlemen, solving the Mexican cartel problem at a stroke.

Short-term success: 4/1

Canada

Problematic. Canada, despite Trump’s repeated offers to make it a state, is almost as big as the US. Much of it is wilderness to hide in. Invading and taking over – especially given no reason whatsoever has been given for doing so and none is expected – would create the ideal environment for a guerrilla war lasting decades, all fought in the King’s name.

Short-term success: 15/1

Scotland

Trump owns property in Scotland and believes himself to be Scottish because he doesn’t want to admit he’s German. Annexing Scotland is the natural next step, cheered on by Farage and the right-wing press who will explain this is what they meant by sovereignty all along. Starmer’s entreaties to take Northern Ireland instead will be ignored.

Short-term success 8/1

California

It’s only a matter of time before Trump orders in the troops to take this rebel province committing the war crime of not being keen on him. It could happen during the Oscars. Once every liberal has been pacified with extreme prejudice and this coastal paradise freed, he’ll turn it over to Trump. Not America. The sole property of Donald Trump.

Short-term success 1/16