A BEAUTIFUL woman at a bar has been sending out definite signals that she is keen to talk about the online gaming universe of World of Warcraft.
38-year-old Tom Booker could not believe his luck when he saw the woman indicating she would be fascinated to chat with him at length about his favourite multiplayer fantasy game.
Booker said: “She was sat there at the bar, like an angel. Actually like the Elven Queen Azshara – beautiful, charismatic and persuasive in every way.
“I could tell she was interested in World of Warcraft because of the way she did a double take when she saw my branded t-shirt. I knew at once I’d found a kindred spirit, ready to rule over the Naga with me as her faithful servant.
“She’d clearly been sitting there for hours, just waiting for that special someone to ask her ranking in the leaderboard. She’ll stop staring and approach me any second. I imagine that slight frown on her face is because she’s getting her raging libido under control first.
“We’ll have a wedding themed around the enchanted forest of Ardenweald within the year. What self-respecting woman doesn’t want that?”
25-year-old Charlotte Phelps said: “I categorically do not fancy him. I just can’t believe a grown man would be enough of a tragic loser to wear that t-shirt to a bar.”
