A GROUP of men are regaling their mate’s new girlfriend with a detailed explanation of his most humiliating moments.
After introducing themselves to Sophie Rodriguez, Tom Booker’s mates immediately told her about the time he shat himself at Alton Towers, bombed while giving a best man speech and got caught shagging his ex by his parents.
Friend Joshua Hudson said: “Tom’s done well for himself. She’s a looker with a lovely personality and good sense of humour. Now it’s time to potentially ruin his happiness.
“We started small by bringing up blunders from his school days and your run of the mill teenage misadventures. But after a few pints we were telling her everything that happened in Amsterdam which we falsely claimed would stay in Amsterdam.
“It sounds like a cruel thing to do, but it’s better she hears it all from us in one go rather than gradually over the course of a few years. We’ve either strengthened their relationship or completely destroyed it. It’s what bros are for.”
Rodriguez said: “Tom’s mates are a right laugh but I’m dreading introducing him to my friends. Nothing’s more terrifying than a group of women pretending to be nice to you while secretly and harshly judging your every move.”
