A COUPLE’S adorable meet cute has led to them ramming their engorged genitals into one another within the same day.
Lucy Parry and Jack Browne attended neighbouring parties and got locked out on adjoining balconies at the same time in a charming, serendipitous encounter befitting a Hollywood movie.
Parry said: “Neither of us were even meant to be there! Then we got locked out and spent two hours chatting six feet apart, and nine hours later I know what his dick looks like.
“Honestly, it was such a moment, being out there with him under the stars, a gulf between our bodies but our eyes drawing us together. When we finally got freed and were united, able to touch for the first time, it was like the rest of the world faded away.
“We left the parties behind us and danced through the city and the night, kissing in doorways, brought together by destiny and providence. Which is, I suppose, why I let him hit it from behind back at my place.
“Amazing that face I was a stranger to just yesterday was so quickly buried between my legs but it felt so right. You can’t fight fate, can you?”
Browne said: “She’s nice, but I’m definitely getting more of a friendship vibe.”
