How to sabotage your partner's early bedtime

IS your partner being a dick and getting an early night as if that makes them better than you? Here’s how to shit all over that plan:

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The five types of twat livid that the Rwanda flight didn’t take off

WONDERING who on earth was cheering for last night’s flight to Rwanda to take off as planned? These arseholes: 

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