A WOMAN who is 5ft 1in is insensitively going out with a man who is an enviable 6ft 3ins.
Grace Wood-Morris has selfishly enticed a man a full foot taller than her into a monogamous relationship despite it being excessive and unnecessary.
Friend Sophie Rodriguez said: “I’d be fine with Grace going out with anyone up to five foot seven. But six three is just irresponsible.
“As a petite woman, though admittedly with a big arse, she has a duty to only date the shorter man. You could still feel like a big powerful protector of Grace if you were a pathetic little five foot four runt. That’s what she could give to society.
“But instead she’s dating a man who towers over her, unfairly taking him off the market for perfectly nice girls who through no fault of their own stand five ten in flats.
“They should be forcibly split up and only allowed to date within mandated height brackets. I don’t care if she ‘loves him’. Of course she does, he’s six foot f**king three.”
Wood-Morris said: “He’s just a really lovely, caring guy. Though admittedly when we hold hands I feel like Daddy’s taking me to the zoo.”
