A COUPLE who are planning a holiday together are considering saving themselves time, money and loathing by splitting up instead.
Jo Kramer and Tom Booker are currently looking at flights, accommodation, excursions, a screaming drunken row by the hotel pool and ending their relationship the moment they get home, but are wondering if they should skip the middle bit.
Jo said: “Speaking from bitter experience, before we’ve even left the house Tom will be angry I’ve booked the taxi too late and I’ll be angry sitting in Heathrow for 7 hours because he’s OCD about airports.
“From then on it will be a sniping, bickering nightmare of sunburn, food poisoning and hangovers all made worse by the hot sun and crystal blue water, rather than better.
“So, rather than a 3am row about him staring at other girls’ tits which wakes up everyone in our complex, we’re thinking we break up now and save the money.
“Either that, or buy something that will genuinely allow us to relax and recharge together, like a 75-inch telly.
“Actually, that sounds blissful.”
