Horrified man discovers going to bed early makes him less tired following day

A MAN who has felt sluggish and groggy every morning for the last 20 years has been stunned to learn that getting more sleep makes him perkier.  

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Six other musicians who owe us all a nice big break from music

TO the relief of many music lovers, Adele has continuing to take a big break from recording. Hopefully these artists will follow suit:

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