ONE month after being hailed as the greatest leader ever, Trump has sold out his allies to a dictator on a whim. How are you justifying your continued support?
Mary Fisher, arboreal consultant: “This suggests the war in Ukraine is more important than the war on woke, and I just don’t feel that’s the case.”
Julian Cook, historian: “He’s encouraging Europe to re-arm and take responsibility for its own protection. By saying ‘I hate Europe and will back Putin in a war.’”
Hannah Tomlinson, medical researcher: “All he’s asking Ukraine for is 50 per cent of all minerals in perpetuity in return for no security guarantees whatsoever. Take the deal?”
Oliver O’Connor, carpenter: “I spend all my time on X. Trump’s just a straight-up hero over there.”
Roy Hobbs, bookmaker: “And Brexiters thought they hated the EU. Amateurs.”
