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Disney’s next five MAGA animated movies for kids

DISNEY is dumping woke shows, ditching trans characters and making all-new animated movies that focus on Trumpian themes of division and hatred. Like these: 

The King Who Was Always Right (2025) 

Sick of stories about bad, mad or authoritarian kings challenged by pure-hearted girls with unicorn sidekicks? Well, this king is adored by his whole nation and his every whim, whether it’s naming seas after himself or dismissing all his knights, is genius. Everybody is happy under him all the time and praises him. Isn’t that better?

The Frog Who Died (2026) 

A loveable, charismatic frog voiced by Ryan Reynolds discovered his pond is to be the site of a new oil well. He gets a rag-tag group of other animals together to oppose the scheme and they are easily killed. But in a happy ending, a voiceover reveals their bodies will one day become oil in nature’s marvellous cycle.

Once Upon A Doge (2026) 

A plucky Shiba Inu takes on the oppressive forces of government overreach by cutting anything he can find at random and seeing what happens. Chaos ensues, but when taken to court to answer for his actions he explains he is best and richest and wins through. Followed by a 2027 sequel where, after White House alliances change, he is run over.

It’s Wrong To Be Different (2027) 

Loose adaptation of a Dr Seuss book where a character is different and shunned, hated and hunted down so his freak head can be mounted on the hood of the Sheriff’s pick-up truck. Eventually learns to be just like everyone else, to never be himself and to never say how he really feels, especially on social media.

The Eternal King (2028) 

Sequel to The King Who Was Always Right focusing an attempted democratic revolution that seeks to overthrow the king by demanding he win an election. Sensibly the election is called off in advance, for fear of rigging, and the king stays in power for his people’s good. Released early 2028 and life imitates art later that year.