VLADIMIR Putin has such kind eyes that it is impossible to imagine him doing anything unpleasant, according to the public.
Tom Logan, from Peterborough, said: “You shouldn’t judge people by their looks, but my instincts tell me that Putin is a good egg.
“His small gleaming eyes, set so close together that he’s almost a cyclops, positively radiate kindness.
“It’s hard to imagine him behaving in a ruthless or self-serving manner, or perhaps whispering ‘kill them’ into the ear of a thick-set henchman. He’s just got a good vibe.”
Mother-of-two Emma Bradford said: “I just think of him as ‘Uncle Vladi’. He seems like a nice, laid back guy who would have a pocketful of sweets for the kiddies and put all his hard-earned money in a building society ISA paying a solid 1.75 per cent interest rate.”