BRITAIN has said it will catch up with the latest Trump news after some strong stimulants.
The second presidential debate was held in the early hours of the morning in the UK, when the population was asleep, dreaming of versions of the event that were reassuringly sane.
Nikki Hollis, from Peterborough, said: “It’s Monday, I spent the weekend looking after a child with gastric flu and Liam Fox still has a direct influence over my quality of life, Maybe one thing at a time, eh?
“Was he still sniffing like a 1970s disco producer with a head cold? How about we start with that.”
Analyst Tom Logan said: “Possibly after lunch, once everyone’s cleared their emails and looked at something utterly inane on Facebook.
“Did he do some creepy press conference with Bill Clinton’s alleged victims? Actually no, don’t tell me. I’m nowhere near ready.”
