AN unbearable man is referring to his hastily thrown together middle of the day meal as his ‘lunch game’.
Jack Browne enjoys talking up all the mundane parts of his life, from the ‘RSI-destroying set-up’ in the spare room where he works, to the strength of his immune system thanks to his ‘elite cold water shock therapy’ morning showers.
Browne said: “I like to keep on top of my lunch game, whether it’s throwing in some new pickle or surprising myself with a smear of hot sauce. The way I play the lunch game, it’s never just a cheese sandwich.
“Working from home is no excuse not to be a total player when it comes to supercharging my nutritional intake, and innovation is at the heart of everything I do.”
Browne’s colleague, Lauren Hewitt, commented: “I’ve never known anyone get so much mileage from talking about cheddar. I think he misses boring people about his lunch in the office.
“Why can’t he do what every other twat does and set up an Instagram where he can talk about everything he shoves in his gob to people who give a shit?”
