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Student house rat infestation is a status symbol

STUDENTS think having rats shitting in their kitchen is cool, it has emerged.

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Modern youth not starting a subculture unless they get paid for it

TEENAGERS are refusing to start an era-defining subculture unless there’s money involved.

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