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Lily Allen's Nose Contains 'Tiny Snowman Made By Gnomes'

THE white matter visible in Lily Allen's left nostril in a recent paparazzi photograph is a tiny snowman made by a family of gnomes who live up her nose, it was claimed last night.

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Michael Jackson Dies In Shockingly Normal Fashion

MICHAEL Jackson, the King of Pop, shocked the world last night by dying in an incredibly ordinary way.

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