MILLIONS of young girls just pretended to like Justin Bieber as an evil joke, it has emerged.
So-called Beliebers confessed they never enjoyed Bieber’s music or fancy him, and that they think his dancing is stupid.
13-year-old Mary Fisher said: “It’s a bit like in the film Carrie where Carrie thinks she’s prom queen then the pig blood falls on her.
“It was all a prank and now he’s tantalisingly close to an epic meltdown we’re springing our trap. That’s how cold-hearted teenage girls are.
“Justin Bieber was our long-term project, and the early signs are that weve created a new Michael Jackson whose freakish psyche will keep us entertained for the rest of our lives.
Or at least until he expires prematurely in a hyperbaric chamber surrounded by giant iguanas surgically altered to have his own face.
