THE next version of Apples iPhone will have a visceral dislike for the police force.
The tech giant is poised to take over Dr Dres Beats headphone company in the hope the Compton rap godfather will redesign the smartphone to be distinctly foul-mouthed in its attitude to community-based law enforcement.
Experts said the next iPhone will use GPS to identify police stations so when the owner walks past, the phone will activate itself and direct a torrent of fucks at full volume.
Tom Logan, a tech consultant, said: Lets say you find yourself in an emergency situation, youve been mugged or burgled, and you want to call the police. The phone wont let you.
Instead it will launch into an expletive-ridden lecture about how the police are worse than the criminals and that, if you phone them, you are part of the problem.
Logan added: Since Dr Dres seminal 1988 collaboration with NWA, it was inevitable that one day he would join forces with the worlds most vanilla brand.
And I suppose theyll come up with some big, funky headphones that are also a watch and an internet hat.
