We ask you: can Cat Deeley and Ben Shephard pull This Morning out of a death spiral of depravity?

ONCE Britain’s favourite mid-morning weekday ITV magazine show, This Morning is now better known for corruption, betrayal and queue-jumping. Can new hosts save it? 

Norman Steele, gamekeeper: “Deeley’s been to America and married an Irishman. Holly would never have done any of those things.”

Carolyn Ryan, spiraliser: “What about Alison Hammond? How will she feel, knowing there’s a job on TV she didn’t get?”

Tom Booker, solar power installer: “I personally would have gone for Genesis P. Orridge and French New Wave filmmaker Agnès Varda, but sadly they’re both dead.”

Joseph Turner, loss adjuster: “But have they got that crucial chemistry? The chemistry of an innocent blonde with big boobs nonetheless and a closeted gay man two decades her senior?”

Eleanor Shaw, underwriter: “You say ‘save This Morning’ as if that would be a good thing.”

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