A ROCKY Horror Show fan is actually disgusted by the lifestyles it depicts, he has revealed.
With creator Richard O’Brien joining a new West End run, sales manager Roy Hobbs is looking forward to watching hilarious sexual hi-jinks that would sicken him if they did not involve camp musical aliens.
Hobbs said: “Transsexual transvestite Dr Frank N Furter is a wonderfully outrageous comic creation, but if that pervert tried to touch me up in a gents’ toilet I’d spark him out.
“Similarly the scene where he seduces Brad and he enjoys it is hilarious, but I’m not in favour of gay marriage because God doesn’t like them. Also gays are bound to encourage their children to be gay.
“The character I wouldn’t have a problem with in real life is Magenta in her maid outfit, because that’s a normal, healthy fantasy about seducing lower-ranking employees who are afraid to turn you down.”
Hobbs said he was open-minded about participating in an orgy, as suggested in the musical, but on the strict condition that he would not be allowed to accidentally come into contact with another man’s bottom.
He added: “When I see the show I really get into the spirit and go wearing a basque and suspenders, although I keep pointing out I’ve got a wife and kids just in case anyone gets the wrong idea.
“Sometimes I’m curious about what it would be like to be one of these exotic pansexual gender benders, but then I have a cold shower and read Bravo Two Zero.”
