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Gamers thrilled by space marine dwarf

GAMERS have praised a new X-Box game that fuses science fiction bullshit with Tolkien bullshit.

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Pathetic show-off buys more than one item from farmers’ market

SHOPPERS claim to have seen a man buy two things at a farmers’ market.

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