ANDREW Mitchell’s evil, possessed bike is for sale on eBay.
The distinctive black bicycle is haunted by the spirit of its former owner Lord Finchbrook, a sadistic aristocrat who peddled around his estate deliberately running over workers.
Parnormal expert Tom Booker said: “The bike exerts a malign influence over all who possess it, and must be fed with blood of people earning less than 30K.
“Its other scary features are a bell that rings itself at midnight and back-pedal brakes.”