Europeans to learn a series of handy phrases including, ‘I am decadent scum not worthy of your inspiring leadership’ (Wǒ tuífèi de bàilèi bù zhídé nǐ de gǔwǔ rénxīn de lǐngdǎo) and ‘please may I have some more boiled guinea pig meat, oh wise and mighty overlord?’ (Qǐng ràng wǒ yǒu gèng duō de shuǐ zhǔ tún shǔ ròu, ó míngzhì hé qiángdà de bàzhǔ?).