Show consists of bleak reconstructions, emotionally detached detectives solving crimes at great personal cost, 15-minute long intervals of meditative silence and phone number at bottom of screen.
BBC Four to show Norwegian Crimewatch
Cameron and Salmond unveil independence double-bluff masterpiece
Standing ovation as Cameron alienates Scots by dictating terms of referendum, Salmond pretends he is angry about it and Cameron pretends he would hate having a permanent majority in an English parliament.