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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Leo (23 JUL-22 AUG) Going back to your home town, everything seems so much smaller than you remember. This is mainly due to your catastrophic weight gain.

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Now give us the baby, say Welsh

THE Welsh have demanded the royal baby be given to them so the initiation can begin.

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