HOT weather can be dangerous if you do not understand anything.
Britain is basking in the glorious sunshine of a long heatwave – but it can be hard to enjoy the sun safely if you are shit thick. Here is some advice for you:
If you stand naked in direct sunlight for a long time, you may start to experience discomfort caused by your skin burning off. One clue to this is a smell like roasting pork coming from your flesh.
Avoid staring directly at the sun. This should be easy enough to do as there is no practical reason why you would ever need to stare at the sun.
That feeling of dryness in your body is called ‘thirst’. It means it is time to have a drink. Not beer though. Fight the urge to drink more beer.
Water is best ingested through your mouth. Do not try to pour it up your nose.
Remember, whatever the weather, to keep breathing in and out. Breathing is an important part of not dying.
Finally, always wear a hat. Like that funny one you got from the market with ‘Fart Machine’ written on it.
