Agony Aunt

Dear Holly, I've fallen in love with an absolutely wonderful man who is kind and funny and loving. The only issue is that he's in jail for armed robbery and aggravated assault.

Dear Holly, My best friend confronted me last night and told me that since I started going out with my girlfriend I've totally changed.

Dear Holly, I'm having terrible trouble getting women to sleep with me, even though I have my chat-up technique honed to a fine art.

Dear Holly, I've just started a new job and although I'm enjoying it so far, I'm finding it hard to integrate with the other staff.

Dear Holly, I'm really pissed off with my husband. He's only gone and let his parents invite themselves for dinner again this weekend, which means I'll have to listen to endless drivel about my father-in-law's seeping hernia...

Dear Holly It's been so long since someone rang my bell I'm starting to wonder if I'll ever have another orgasm that doesn't involve four AA batteries.

Dear Holly, I have accidentally proposed to my girlfriend.

Dear Holly, The other night, I couldn't get to sleep, and so I was lying awake in the darkness fretting about all my problems, when I became slowly aware of a quiet slapping sound coming from beneath the covers next to me...

Dear Holly, As far as I was aware, it's a woman's basic human right to take tea breaks every half hour whilst at work, plus several minutes preparatory time to boil the kettle and open the biscuits, and then a period of wind-down to wash the cups and take a leak.

Dear Holly, My son has decided to become a homosexual and I was wondering what I need to do to turn him normal again...