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US Equity Group Makes £119m Bid For Benitez's Brain

LIVERPOOL are in talks with a private equity firm over a multimillion bid for the contents of Rafael Benitez’s imagination.

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Teenage Boys To Be Taught How To Stop Yanking At It For Five Minutes

TEENAGE boys are to be given lessons in how to release the vice-like grip on their penises for five minutes and get some sleep.

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