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FINLAND'S Rinsu Skrnsson defended his Olympic title in Vancouver last night, taking gold in the 2x4000 Uphill Nordic Skjord.

THE Football League's first ever female referee booked Coventry City's Carl Baker yesterday for being totally insensitive.

FABIO Capello was in buoyant mood last night after England were drawn against the mythical land of Narnia in the 2012 European qualifiers.

FOOTBALL manager and brothel enthusiast Avram Grant has the world's finest wife, according to a new survey.

LIVERPOOL coach Rafael Benitez last night called for his team's immaculate kit to be the benchmark for their success.

LIVERPOOL coach Rafael Benitez has blamed Sunderland's deflected goal on Chippy and Lyndsey, two nude invisible giants who, he claims, will do anything to thwart his happiness.

A RUGBY player has been handed a 12-week ban after injuring an opponent in an insufficiently violent way.

ENGLAND'S 1-0 defeat to Ukraine did not happen because no-one saw it, Fabio Capello insisted last night.

LIVERPOOL manager Rafael Benitez was last night clearing the family photographs from his desk after the club's owners gave him their full support.

NOTTS County have admitted their mystery backer has been old man Qadbak Investments this whole time.