ENGLAND players have hit back at their critics insisting they are simply not very good at football.
Responding to Harry Redknapp’s comments that they ‘don’t give a toss’, captain Wayne Rooney stressed the performance against Norway was due to ‘a proper, old fashioned lack of ability’.
Rooney said: “There are no easy games at this level, apart from Scotland.
“Norway is an empty land where the national sport is lying in the snow and yet we still only managed two shots on goal.
“If anything, we give too much of a toss, which is why we can’t concentrate on playing football.”
The response has failed to satisfy angry England fans, who insist they would all be incredibly good at doing a second job during their holidays, working with people they hate.