Suspiciously talented footballers invade pitch at Villa Park

POLICE are trying to identify 11 men dressed in claret and blue shirts who invaded the pitch at Villa Park and played effective attacking football.

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One in four newborns is a 29-year-old Polish bathroom fitter

THE UK’s population boom is caused by British mothers giving birth to fully-grown Eastern European tradespeople, research has shown.

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